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Unstable
Parasitecoin. handle with care.
A blue blob, eight legs and a very nervous smile. He's fine. He's mostly fine. Please don't shake the page.
phase 1 · wobble
Stability is a suggestion.
He was drawn in one line, in a hurry, on a Tuesday. The line never really settled down. Tap anywhere to let one loose.
phase 2 · mitosis
One became two. Two became a problem.
Parasites don't do roadmaps. They do division. Very fast division.
phase 3 · outbreak
They're everywhere now.
Little legs, little smiles, zero chill. Try to count them. You can't. Neither can he.
Somehow they all came back together.
Still unstable. Still smiling. Now he just needs a jar.